This Week…

“No worthy problem is ever solved in the plane of its original conception.”

–Albert Einstein

“If you start out to write a poem about two dogs fucking, and you write a poem about two dogs fucking – then you wrote a poem about two dogs fucking.”

–Gerald Stern

“The writer is that person who, embarking upon her task, does not know what to do.”

–Donald Barthelme

“Hollywood is the place on earth where you can get stabbed in the back while you’re climbing a ladder.”

–William Faulkner

“In war, truth is the first casualty.”

–Aeschylus

“I asked him to marry me once. He told me he couldn’t because this would be all that there was.”

–Patty Larkin

“And the man and his wife were both naked and were not ashamed.”

— Genesis 2:25

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”

–George Burns

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

–Frank Zappa

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”

–Oscar Wilde