This Week…

“I asked him to marry me once. He told me he couldn’t because this would be all that there was.”

–Patty Larkin

“And the man and his wife were both naked and were not ashamed.”

— Genesis 2:25

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”

–George Burns

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

–Frank Zappa

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”

–Oscar Wilde

“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”

–Marilyn Monroe

“I don’t usually do this unless I’m drunk or I’m high. But I’m both right now, got me talking about my life.”

–Gucci Mane

“Then I commended mirth because a man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry.”

–Ecclesiastes 8:15